The Happening – Movie
So the newest movie by M. Night Shyamalan, “The Happening” is being released today and all I have to say is M. Night, what’s happening to you?!?!
You started off so strong with The Sixth Sense but then you started to fall. “Unbreakable” seemed like a good movie, but was too slow, once it started to pick up it ended. It was a whole 2hour build up to a 5 min climax, just like bad sex.
“Signs” was decent but are we really to belive that Aliens who can travel through space would choose to invade a planet made up of 90% of the only substance that can kill them??? And im not even going to get into The Village or Lady in the Water
Well The Happening is the latest in this directors fall from grace. And in an effort to save people money on tickets and Gas to see this horrible movie I am going to tell you what the movie is about.
Be Warned: The Happening Spoiler is below
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….the villain is A TREE !
Yes thats right a Tree. Allow me to explain. The earth is retaliating against humanity for destroying the environment so it starts releasing this toxic pollen that makes you first go deaf, then you become disoriented, then you commit suicide.
For more proof please read this review on collider.com
It is safe to say that I will not be watching The Happening, and all I can do is prey that one day M. Night Shyamalan, brings us back to the good old days of The Sixth Sense, where we were actually entertained with his films.
Sad to say, I saw this movie in the hopes that M. Night Shyamalan had redeemed himself, unfortunately he didn’t even come close.. Fell asleep halfway through and I NEVER fall asleep during movies!! Hated the movie, but love your site Randy!! Miss ya!!