Dear God, why are you messing with me?

October 1st, 2008 Randy Posted in Home No Comments »

So I have a feeling that God is in one of his moods today.

On my lunch hour I decided to go to the local Wells Fargo bank to get some change for my work. I enter the bank, proceeded directly to the merchant teller window and was helped by a very lovely young teller. I look around at the other tellers and notice that they are all above averagely attractive. I turn around and look at the employees at the desks on the floor and they are extremely attractive too.

Now, I’m noticing a pattern and start to look at the customers. Almost every single female was just amazingly hot! I swear it was like the Playboy Mansion exploded and all the Playmates landed in this Bank. I was on sensory overload I’m telling you.

These women were hot and in mass numbers so much to the point where their hotness was amplified to the point where it was like the Sun, you can’t look directly at them, you kinda have to just glance real fast then look away.

So I leave the bank and decide to go to the Deli for lunch and reflect on what had just happen. When I walk into the Deli; just like a slap to the face all the cute regular employees decided to wear very revealing clothes today.
I get my Italian sub sandwich, sit down, and I’m thinking God why are you doing this to me, presenting me with all this amazingly hot yet untouchable ass! How dare you!!

Right then, the song “Stroke Me, Stroke Me” comes screaming on the radio.

Touché God…Touché

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New Season of Dr. 90210 Video Preview

August 29th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home, Reality TV No Comments »

Well the start date of the new season of Dr. 90210 has finally been announced and it’s about time.

The new season 6 of Dr. 90210 will air on Monday September 8th, 2008 on E network. Although not much has been released about this new season, its safe to say it will be filled with life changing plastic surgery procedures and as for a new twist this season, instead of a small glimpse into the personal lives of famous Beverly Hills plastic surgeons, we are jumping head first right into the middle of their life’s. From Bevelry Hills facelift specialist Dr. Jason Diamond becoming a father for the first time to Breast Augmentation specialist Dr. Robery Rey and his wife , with what looks like a possible trial separation, this season is going to be good.

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Bigfoot Body Found, is it Real ?

August 15th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home 3 Comments »

Frozen Bigfoot? Photo: CNN.com

Frozen Bigfoot? Photo: CNN.com

Body proves Bigfoot no myth, hunters say” is the title on CNN.com right now stating that as of right now a body of an unknown animal, which may prove to be the elusive legendary Bigfoot, is being tested to see if it is real.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer are both Bigfoot searchers from North Georgia have claimed to have found a body that resembles that of Bigfoot, while they were out in the wilderness. They claim there were also several live creatures in the same area.

The press conference is live, being held in Palo Alto, CA now and DNA tests on the body have begun, along with “extensive scientific studies” will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist.

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Olivia Munns Official Weblog

July 24th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home No Comments »

Olivia Munn, star of G4’s Attack of the Show and fantasy girlfriend to many gamers, techno-geeks and some regular guys out there (myself included) finally has her weblog up and running and its simply called “Hey Olivia“.

As of right now, Hey Olivia only has a couple videos of her at this past years E3, but today is the start of Comic Con 2008 and yes, Olivia Munn is there ready to video blog about her Comic Con adventures all day long.

Be sure to check back with Olivia’s blog throughout the day for updates and video’s from the show.

Photo Curtosy of Olivia Munns Official MySpace Profile

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My Sisters Cat is Trying to Kill Me

July 23rd, 2008 Randy Posted in Home, Life No Comments »

I have been alone in the house since Sunday night; my sister and her husband come back tonight sometime so it’s just me and the cat named shadow.

Suddenly out of no where Shadow is following me everywhere I go in the house, and chirping, not meowing but quick little meow-chirps, its weird, I’ve never heard a cat do that before.

So far, on 3 different occasions this cat, (who has never been upstairs more then 3 times since I have been there in 2 months) has been waiting for me outside my bedroom door. When I walk down the stairs the cat magically appears on the steps right in the one spot that has a shadow (cat is solid black and vanishes in the dark!!) and I’ve almost feel down the stairs 3 times!

Last night I decided to make friends with my would be assassin and let him sleep in my room. I wake up with him kneading my chest and neck like he was trying to soften it up to eat me!

He wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to fight him off me! He’s fat too like 30lbs or so!

I threw him out my room and locked the door. All night I hear his chirps.

This morning I wake up and hes standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for me. I shower get dressed and start to leave and no meows, no chirps just staring at me the whole time.

When I start to shut the door we lock eyes and he lets out this deep long drawn out mmmmmeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwww like he’s saying “I’ll be waiting for you tonight!”

It’s frightening!

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Honda NSX Video Spy Footage

July 7th, 2008 Randy Posted in Automotive, Home 1 Comment »

Honda NSX Video Spy Footage

Road testing the Honda NSX in Germany on the world famous Nürburgring. The new NSX is rumored to push 500 horsepower out of a V10 engine and is set to go up against the Nissan GT-R, Corvette ZR1 and the Lexus LF-A coupe.

From the looks of this video, the NSX looks like a well balanced powerful and fun to drive super car and is a testament to Honda’s cutting edge engineering. Can’t wait to see the production model of this Honda NSX.

Video of the new Honda / Acura NSX Testing in on the Nürburgring

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Hot Asian Model Linda V

July 1st, 2008 Randy Posted in Home, Modeling No Comments »

Hot Asian Model Linda V

Hot Asian Model Linda V Time to introduce you guys to a new hot Asian model I actually know named Linda V.

If you have been reading this blog lately you would have seen my first post about this sexy Asian amature and her Sexy Calendar on Ebay. Not only is she cute shes also pretty funny, just read her product description for her homemade calendar.

Anyway so when interviewing Linda V I asked her to give me some information about her self, something that makes her stand out from the rest and her response was simple and to the point:

“I’m fucking amazing, thats all you have to say.”

How can you not love that response ! But I know you want to know more about this up and coming Asian model so here some information about Linda V.

Q and A with Asian Model Linda V:

  • Age: 26
  • Location: Southern California
  • Favorite Drink: Kool Aid
  • Favorite Food: SUSHI!!!
  • Favorite Sport: Hate Sports
  • Favorite Past Time: Shop, Eat and Sleep
  • Favorite Color: Pink, Pink and more Pink!
  • Favorite Car: “A 2008 BMW 328i coupe gun metal gray…so if anyone would like to donate one that would be super awesome”
  • What Linda V Wants You To Know: “I love dogs and hate people who ditch them at the pound and over breed them! Im Sarcastic, have a big personality, I speak my mind and I don’t put up with BS from anyone!”

It’s safe to say that Linda V is serious when it comes to her feelings about animals, but shes also a fun loving girl, which just makes her that much more fun to hang out with.

Be sure to come back often for more pictures of this hot Asian model, Linda V and find out what the modeling world has in store for her.

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Sexy Asian Calendar

June 30th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home, Modeling 1 Comment »

So as I was surfing around Ebay the other day, I came across this Sexy Amature Asian Calendar for 2008, of my friend Linda V.

Besides the fact that Linda V is just starting in the modeling world, is pretty cute, and the bottom of the calendar says “Me Love You Long Time“; I thought it was funny what she wrote for her sales pitch:

“Great as a gift, or for home use, or you can even pretend that I’m your girlfriend and impress all the boys at work!! Make em jealous!!!”

I hit her up about this and told her I would help her out with her modeling efforts and I guess this is a smart way to for an amature Asian model to work her way into the scene. Be sure to check back often as I post up more information on this sexy Asian model.

Anyway lots of luck to you and your calendar.

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Quick Weight Loss Tips

April 17th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home 1 Comment »

girl measuring Summer is just around the corner and in Southern California, beach weather is already here. Well if you haven’t been watching your weight all year and feel the need to get in shape fast, here are some quick weight loss tips that you can use to help you get in shape in time for the beach.

Quick Weight Loss tip # 1: Cut The Calories

One of the best things you can do to lose weight fast, no matter what diet you are on, is to cut your calorie intake. The easiest way to cut calories is to cut excess dietary fat such as:

  • no butter, oils or salad dressings (low-fat or fat-free dressings are ok)
  • always remove the skin from chicken
  • use egg whites instead of whole eggs and ditch whole-milk dairy products

Be sure to keep some healthy fats in your diet though such as salmon, mixed nuts, peanut butter and avocados.

Quick Weight Loss tip # 2: Control Your Carbohydrates

Hormones and calories control fat burning. If you can control your fat storing hormones then you can expect to see the body fat melt away. Carbs boost up your insulin and insulin inhibits fat breakdown and increases fat storage.

If you eat fewer carbohydrates then insulin levels tend to fall leading to fat loss. Of course you can’t remove carbs from your diet completely, so try eating slow digesting carb’s instead of fast digesting carbs. And remember never eat carbs by themselves and never eat carbs before bed.

  • Eat these slow digesting carbohydrates: whole grain breads, oatmeal, sweet potatoes and legumes (beans) because they don’t cause a rise in insulin.
  • Don’t eat these fast digesting carbohydrates: white bread, most cold cereals, any sweets, rice cakes, white rice and white potatoes.

Quick Weight Loss tip # 3: Eat More Protein to Burn Fat

Protein is a no-brainer! Protein not only adds to your muscles but it also increases your metabolism. Your body burns more calories processing protein than it burns to process carbs or fat. This is known as the thermic effect of food. That is the main reason why diets that are mostly high protein result in more fat loss than low protein diets, even if they are the same amount of calories. So when it comes to protein and loosing weight try this:

  • Eat at least 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight every day.
  • Protein should come from lean meats such as, chicken, steak, turkey breast and tuna.
  • Eat egg whites but remove the yolks, thats where the fat.
  • Add protein powder, either whey protein or casein and add some low-fat cottage cheese to your diet

Quick Weight Loss tip # 4: Eat More Meals to Lose More Weight

The amount of times you eat each day affects your overall metabolism. Every time you eat your bodies metabolism slightly increases, especially for meals that contain protein. So if you eat 6 meals a day, your body will go through 6 metabolic surges rather then just 3 or 4 on a regular meal schedule. So for a quick weight loss tip is to increase your meals per day like this:

  • Eat 6 to 8 small meals per day, each spaced out 2 - 3 hours apart from each other.
  • Don’t go longer then 3 hours without eating something. If you do then you run the risk of your body going into starvation mode and start storing fat instead of burning it
  • Eat more meals but don’t eat more calories. Be sure to take your total calorie intake a day and break that up into all your multiple meals.

Now remember these are just a few quick weight loss tips to help you slim down in time for summer. Of course regular exercise, even if its just 3 days a week for 20 min each day, along with the above weight loss tips will be enough to make you shed those pounds within a few weeks.

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Breast Augmentation | Before and After Video

March 7th, 2008 Randy Posted in Home, Medical, Sex No Comments »

Recently one of my close friends just underwent breast augmentation surgery because she wasn’t happy with the size of her breasts after her pregnancy.

Luckily she was smart and did plenty of research on breast augmentation procedures and the different types available such as silicone or saline breast implants and the different incisions like through the nipple, arm pit or even through the belly button.She looked at many breast augmentation before and after pictures to help get a better understanding of what she was getting into. I came across this breast augmentation before and after video and felt that this may be a helpful tool for those interested and point them in the right direction.

Below are some links that may help you and remember, what ever type of plastic surgery you choose to have, be it breast augmentation, liposuction, or rhinoplasty  you should always be sure to do your research.

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