Anything But Coffee

So the newest movie by M. Night Shyamalan, “The Happening” is being released today and all I have to say is M. Night, what’s happening to you?!?!

You started off so strong with The Sixth Sense but then you started to fall. “Unbreakable” seemed like a good movie, but was too slow, once it started to pick up it ended. It was a whole 2hour build up to a 5 min climax, just like bad sex.

“Signs” was decent but are we really to belive that Aliens who can travel through space would choose to invade a planet made up of 90% of the only substance that can kill them??? And im not even going to get into The Village or Lady in the Water

Well The Happening is the latest in this directors fall from grace. And in an effort to save people money on tickets and Gas to see this horrible movie I am going to tell you what the movie is about.

Be Warned: The Happening Spoiler is below

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….the villain is A TREE !

Yes thats right a Tree. Allow me to explain. The earth is retaliating against humanity for destroying the environment so it starts releasing this toxic pollen that makes you first go deaf, then you become disoriented, then you commit suicide.

For more proof please read this review on collider.com

It is safe to say that I will not be watching The Happening, and all I can do is prey that one day M. Night Shyamalan, brings us back to the good old days of The Sixth Sense, where we were actually entertained with his films.

CAPCOM IS BRINGING THE NEXT GENERATION OF FIGHTING VIDEO GAMES TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL WITH STREET FIGHTER IV!!

Street Fighter, the classic arcade video game has been reborn and and this time is mixing impressive 3D Graphrics with that unforgettable Street Fighter feel.

Capcom is being pretty hush hush about the details of the video game but they have announced the return of at least four of the famous “World Warriors” from previous Street Fighter games: Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li and Dhalsim. There is even a preview trailer that was released last October on the official game website www.StreetFighterWorld.com

Lets get down to the details:
The characters and environments in Street Fighter IV are rendered in stylized 3D computer graphics (CG), while the game is played in the classic Street Fighter 2D perspective with additional 3D camera flourishes. The traditional six-button controls for the game will return, with a host of new special moves and features integrated into the input system.

New Video Game Features Include:
• 2D/3D fighting environments
• Classic Street Fighter characters re-imagined for a new generation of gamers
• New special moves that go beyond any Street Fighter fan’s wildest imagination
• Amazing locations never seen before in a Street Fighter game
• New gameplay elements provide new challenges for both newcomers and the most seasoned Street Fighter pro.

With the inclusion of Capcom’s latest advancements in new generation technology, Street Fighter IV promises to deliver an extraordinary video game playing experience that will re-introduce the world to the time-honored art of virtual martial arts.

Dr. 90210 New Season Starts

The new season of Dr. 90210 starts this Monday, July 30, at 10 p.m. on E! and trust me this is going to be a “super new season“. So who’s excited?? I am I am!!

So what is so addictive about Dr. 90210? You tell me, breast augmentations on already beautiful women, facelift’s on people who refuse to show the signs of aging. Liposuction and tummy tucks that change peoples life’s. Any Reality TV show buff will tell you that stepping out of your own shoes and into the lifes of these plastic surgery patients is a vicarious thrill that most people can only dream of. While others enjoy seeing the amazing before and after changes that these people go through, others actually use it as a catalyst to convince themselves that plastic surgery might just be the right option for them.

The Plastic Surgeons of Dr. 90210

And let’s not forget about the stars of the show; the Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeons themselves.

• Dr. Robert Rey: The young flamboyantly dressed Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who is every womens dream. Will he finally decide to invest as much time in his family this season as he does with his patients?
• Dr. Jason Diamond: See how married life is going for Dr. Diamond (a self proclaimed Donald Trump of plastic surgery) and his wife Jessica (also a Doctor) as they embark on their new home and new phase of life together.
• Dr. Linda Li: A Beverly Hills area plastic surgeon specializing in breast augmentation, liposuction and also expecting a child?? Could be interesting
• Dr. Will Kirby: The new kid on the block. Specializing in Cosmetic Dermatology, let’s see how this young fun loving young new guy steps up to the plate in the ever increasingly beautiful world of Beverly Hills.

This season of Dr. 90210 is starting to gain a lot of momentum and it hasn’t even started yet. So be sure to tune in this Monday, July 30th and see how plastic surgery changes life’s.

So I’m flipping through the channels and end up on this show on CBS called Pirate Master. What the hell is this about?

From the creator’s of Survivor we have have a new TV show to get addicted to. I really don’t know what to say about this or why Im even watching it.

Here’s the run down: “16 modern-day pirates as they embark on a high seas adventure around the Caribbean island of Dominica in search of hidden treasure that will total $1 million. “  They will, like every other reality show, have missions to accomplish and tasks to complete all while basically stabbing each other in the back, all to when the gold and become the ultimate modern pirate.

Will this show actually be a hit?  Who knows but I guess we will have to watch to find out.

Let me know what you guys think of the first episode where John the scientist by day and exotic dancer by night already has to “walk the plank”

Are ghosts real or not? Thats the question. Personally I have seen some pretty messed up shit in my time and fully believe in ghosts. I can honestly say I have actually had a conversation with one!!

With video cameras and digital cameras in such an abundance now its pretty easy to catch weird, strange, scary things on film. But also it is much more easy to alter those images with the use of home video editing software.

Well today I came across this freaky little video which we have below. This seems to be an average home movie but what the image of the reflection on the right. Is this a ghost, or a delay in the video? If it is such a delay then why the evil look on her face and dead skin tone?

Take a look and you decide.

Ok as most of you probably know if you’re reading this post that Tiffany Pollard aka New York from VH1’s show I Love New York made her final decision tonight and she chose Tango over Chance.

Honestly I could care less who she picked but I just have to say something really fast. Why the hell, after making her decision to dump Chance, did she lean in and try to kiss the fool in front of the Tango then man she “supposedly” wanted to be with. Talk about disrespect.

Then out of nowhere Tango decides to propose to her??? Are you serious? Anyone can tell she’s not really into it.

Anyway, I’m sure it was all just for the cameras but I guess we’ll just have to see on the upcoming I love New York Reunion show on VH1.

Funny anime video to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s popular song.

With everything that has happened in the past couple weeks regarding the Michael Richards “KKKramer” incident, I just have to throw in my 2¢ about this.

First off, if you haven’t seen the video here it is

In no way am I agreeing with the actions of anyone involved in this incident but lets take a non-bias look at this:

I. We only see from when he started his rant; we don’t get to see all the heckling from the audience members that led up to this. This video, like every other video of racial attacks that make it to the public is edited, we don’t get to see the whole thing from start to finish.

II. Watch the video, you see that the same very people who were so “offended” by his use of racial words resort to playing the exact same race card themselves, using racial attacks right back at him but their use of the words are totally acceptable, even if they are using it with the same intentions. Since when does someone have to be a member of a certain race to be allowed to use certain words of the English Language? Hatred is hatred; it shouldn’t be justified by the color of your skin.

III. This is clearly an ego battle between a comedian on stage working and hecklers disrespecting him by talking throughout his standup. If anyone has been to the laugh factory you know it’s not a big auditorium but rather it’s a small personal venue where you are literally just feet away from the talent. Anything you say is heard.

IV. Where’s the video’s of Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle and every other black comedian spewing racial slurs about Whites, Mexicans and even Blacks. Turn on BET or Comedy Central and see how many times you hear the words “Whitey”, “Cracka”, “Whitebred”, “SnowFlake”, Nigga or Nigger and many other popular racial slurs that are allowed on National Television. Or watch the “Kings of Comedy” or the “Queens of Comedy”. We can listen to any Hip-Hop album or Rap album and hear it used more times then you can count and used in the same negative content.

Unfortunately, the “N” word is never going to go away. Its meaning and use will always be there, just replaced with a different word, such as Nigga, Nucka, Nizzle, Spick, Wetback, Kyke, Wop, Cracka, or any other word you can tag onto having a negative meaning.

Funny how in spite of all the hatred, abuse, rapes, murders, separations of family, death of a culture, disrespect, humiliation and other crimes against humanity over the past 100 plus years, it’s a 2 minute rant from an angry comedian that has made people stand up and take notice that we might want to stop using racial slurs and show mutual respect for one another.