Anything But Coffee

I recently just moved to a new apartment and just got my cable and internet turned on.

First off I’d like to say that coming from using Direct TV as my cable provider to now having to go with Charter Cable is a huge difference. Direct TV is just better!

Direct TV’s guide layout is much more user friendly and easier to read; Charters is scrunched together and an ugly lavender type of color with out ever showing any more information about the show other then the name.

Plus the remote from Charter is just so not ergonomically correct… I miss my Direct TV!

Sorry about that, this is supposed to be about the show Daisy of Love on VH1 not my hatred of Charter. So anyway, now that I have my cable set up last night I was trying to learn the new channel layout and came across Daisy of Love. I’ll admit I watched her on Rock of Love and something about her kinda grew on me so figured I’ll check out her new show see what its all about.

To no surprise, the cast of the show was made up of nothing but camera happy douchbags. I was caught off guard seeing 12 pack from I love New York on here but then he opened his mouth and it all made sense.

Anyway here is my run down and understanding about what is going on so far. I guess this was episode 5 of this season and already Daisy was an emotional mess because someone named London decided to leave the house. This upset all the now sensitive douchbags because they all love her so much after spending a couple days with her and some felt betrayed over her strong heart break with London leaving.

This episode they had to design a photo shoot for the cover of her new single, I have no idea what its called. I could probably look it up but then I’d never get those minuets of my life back and for what; not like it really matters right.

The first team did a retro Hollywood style shoot making Daisy up in a pseudo Marlyn Monroe fashion, which she looked very beautiful. That was until good old 12 pack decided to make it a photo shoot about him. Lets face it man, you are never going to make anything of your self more then a D list or under celebrity, so may as well milk it for all that he can.

The second team decided to make it a more rock out crazy style photo shoot. The shoot was going well until this uber Douchbag named Fox decides that because he is a “Hair Stylist” he is going to kick out the professional hair and makeup person and take over. And then Fox decided to jump in the shoot and make it all about him.

Somehow, after Daisy chose team 2’s photo as the winner, Fox is named MVP and wins a 1 on 1 date. It must have been his powers of douchbaggery that persuaded her.

The best part about this date was when she actually tried to have a conversation with Fox. Sadly Daisy comes off as a an air head most of the time. This may be an act or it may be her, who knows. But compared to Fox she seems like a Harvard professor.

There is so much more about this show I could get into but for now this is enough. This was only the first half of the show, there’s a whole 30 min more of crazy ass stuff I can get into. I’m sure I will in a while, but if you feel the need check out Daisy of Love on VH1 and see for yourself.

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At first glance at the beautifully formed butts of these women playing cricket in Panama you almost can’t believe your eyes. And there very well may be a reason for that. After the initial shock and awe, let’s take a closer look at these images.

Now ignore the faint watermark of someones signature across the images but look closely at the edges of their hips and thighs. You notice the slight difference in the grass background compared to the rest of the grass, it’s slightly bent. This is noticeable in the 2nd image with the grass and the mans shoe as well as with the the fence background in contrast to the butts in the last image.

Now either the butts of these beautiful women are so amazing that they are actually bending spacetime or this image has been touched up in Photoshop to slightly improve their butts. You decide.

Randy Home, Life photo manipulation, photography, Photoshop, pictures, sexy butts, sexy images

Seriously, I am really starting to hate seeing Soshinoya stickers on all these Hondas out here in California.

Don’t get me wrong, I am all about customizing your import and I love JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) parts but there is a time and place for everything.

There is a right way and a wrong way to fix up your Honda Civic or your Acura RSX. If you are going to go the JDM route be sure you do your research and know what you are putting on your car.

Just because a part comes from Japan doesn’t mean that you need to put it on your car and claim you are “soooo JDM”.

Case in point are the Soshinoya stickers. These yellow and green arrow like stickers are popping up everywhere in California on Honda’s and Acura’s but what pushed me over the edge today was seeing one of the Soshinoya stickers on the rear of a freaking Saturn! What…don’t believe me? Well here’s some proof.

Yup that’s right, that is a USDM General Motors owned Saturn with a Japanese Sticker on it.

Now let’s talk about what the purpose of the Soshinoya sticker is in Japan. This literally is a sticker that is used as a warning to other drivers in Japan to symbolize the driver’s level of experience, and this specific one is the “New Driver” decal.

This means that who ever is driving with this on their car isn’t that experienced and will probably crash into you if you drive to close to them. These are actually issued by the Japanese government.

Why would anyone, especially one who’s trying to show hes a “bad ass import racer“, want to show off that they have little to no driving skills??? Better yet, I have even seen people driving around with the Koleshiya Elder Driver sticker seen here:

These Koleshiya stickers indicate that this driver is elderly and like the Soshinoya, is a danger to drive next to.

It just goes to show that just because something is trendy or is JDM doesn’t mean that it should be put on your car.

At least do your research and find out what it’s purpose is so you don’t look like an idiot when someone who actually knows what those emblems represent starts to ask you and all you can say is “well it looks cool, it’s soooo JDM”.

Randy Automotive, Home Honda, Import Racing, JDM

Well the start date of the new season of Dr. 90210 has finally been announced and it’s about time.

The new season 6 of Dr. 90210 will air on Monday September 8th, 2008 on E network. Although not much has been released about this new season, its safe to say it will be filled with life changing plastic surgery procedures and as for a new twist this season, instead of a small glimpse into the personal lives of famous Beverly Hills plastic surgeons, we are jumping head first right into the middle of their life’s. From Bevelry Hills facelift specialist Dr. Jason Diamond becoming a father for the first time to Breast Augmentation specialist Dr. Robery Rey and his wife , with what looks like a possible trial separation, this season is going to be good.

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I have been alone in the house since Sunday night; my sister and her husband come back tonight sometime so it’s just me and the cat named shadow.

Suddenly out of no where Shadow is following me everywhere I go in the house, and chirping, not meowing but quick little meow-chirps, its weird, I’ve never heard a cat do that before.

So far, on 3 different occasions this cat, (who has never been upstairs more then 3 times since I have been there in 2 months) has been waiting for me outside my bedroom door. When I walk down the stairs the cat magically appears on the steps right in the one spot that has a shadow (cat is solid black and vanishes in the dark!!) and I’ve almost feel down the stairs 3 times!

Last night I decided to make friends with my would be assassin and let him sleep in my room. I wake up with him kneading my chest and neck like he was trying to soften it up to eat me!

He wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to fight him off me! He’s fat too like 30lbs or so!

I threw him out my room and locked the door. All night I hear his chirps.

This morning I wake up and hes standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for me. I shower get dressed and start to leave and no meows, no chirps just staring at me the whole time.

When I start to shut the door we lock eyes and he lets out this deep long drawn out mmmmmeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwww like he’s saying “I’ll be waiting for you tonight!”

It’s frightening!

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