Anything But Coffee

So as I was surfing around Ebay the other day, I came across this Sexy Amature Asian Calendar for 2008, of my friend Linda V.

Besides the fact that Linda V is just starting in the modeling world, is pretty cute, and the bottom of the calendar says “Me Love You Long Time“; I thought it was funny what she wrote for her sales pitch:

“Great as a gift, or for home use, or you can even pretend that I’m your girlfriend and impress all the boys at work!! Make em jealous!!!”

I hit her up about this and told her I would help her out with her modeling efforts and I guess this is a smart way to for an amature Asian model to work her way into the scene. Be sure to check back often as I post up more information on this sexy Asian model.

Anyway lots of luck to you and your calendar.

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So the newest movie by M. Night Shyamalan, “The Happening” is being released today and all I have to say is M. Night, what’s happening to you?!?!

You started off so strong with The Sixth Sense but then you started to fall. “Unbreakable” seemed like a good movie, but was too slow, once it started to pick up it ended. It was a whole 2hour build up to a 5 min climax, just like bad sex.

“Signs” was decent but are we really to belive that Aliens who can travel through space would choose to invade a planet made up of 90% of the only substance that can kill them??? And im not even going to get into The Village or Lady in the Water

Well The Happening is the latest in this directors fall from grace. And in an effort to save people money on tickets and Gas to see this horrible movie I am going to tell you what the movie is about.

Be Warned: The Happening Spoiler is below

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….the villain is A TREE !

Yes thats right a Tree. Allow me to explain. The earth is retaliating against humanity for destroying the environment so it starts releasing this toxic pollen that makes you first go deaf, then you become disoriented, then you commit suicide.

For more proof please read this review on collider.com

It is safe to say that I will not be watching The Happening, and all I can do is prey that one day M. Night Shyamalan, brings us back to the good old days of The Sixth Sense, where we were actually entertained with his films.

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